The Biggest The Best

Setting: A quiet, opulent lounge at a charity event in Monaco, 2002. The murmur of wealthy guests fills the air.

Characters:

  • JCJ (Joseph C. Jukic): Observant, sharp, with a knowing smile.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger: Relaxed, but with the keen awareness of a public figure. A glass of mineral water in his hand.

(JCJ leans slightly towards Arnold, nodding discreetly towards a distinguished older gentleman in a impeccably tailored suit holding court across the room.)

JCJ: You see that man over there, Arnold? The one speaking with the curator?

Arnold: (Squints slightly, then nods) Lord Rothschild. Of course. A powerful man. Very connected.

JCJ: Exactly. The richest man in Babylon. The king of his particular mountain. Itโ€™s an old world, that one. All quiet handshakes and generational influence.

(Arnold turns to JCJ, intrigued by the tone.)

Arnold: And what mountain are we on, Joe?

JCJ: (Chuckles softly) A louder one. A brighter one. One with explosions and one-liners that echo in every kidโ€™s head from Detroit to Delhi. Seeing him just now made me think of you.

Arnold: (Raises an eyebrow, a playful smirk forming) What, you want me to start wearing a pinstripe suit and buy a bank? I tried putting on a tie for Junior. It didnโ€™t work.

JCJ: No, no. Nothing like that. Think about it. He is the absolute pinnacle of his world. The archetype. When people think of that kind of immense, almost untouchable financial power, they think of a Rothschild.

(JCJ pauses, letting the comparison hang in the air.)

JCJ: And when anyone, anywhere on this planet, thinks of an action starโ€ฆ the biggest, the best, the very definition of the wordโ€ฆ they think of you. You are the Rothschild of action.

Arnold: (Leans back, his smirk softening into a genuine, thoughtful expression. He lets out a low grunt of appreciation.) Hah. Thatโ€™s a new one. Iโ€™ve been called the Austrian Oak, the Governatorโ€ฆ never that.

JCJ: Itโ€™s true. You didnโ€™t just play the part; you built the genre. You are the kingdom. And thatโ€™s why I say youโ€™re not just the biggest. You are possibly the last action hero.

Arnold: (Nods, his voice dropping to a more reflective tone) The last? Because the world is changing.

JCJ: Exactly. Itโ€™s all becoming green screens and wirework. Anyone can be a hero if the pixels are good enough. But what you didโ€ฆ that was physical. It was palpable. It was real. Like old money versus new money. Thereโ€™s a weight to it. A substance. They can make a thousand action stars now, but they canโ€™t make another you. The era of the one-man empireโ€ฆ the kingโ€ฆ is ending.

(Arnold looks out over the glittering crowd, then back at JCJ. He raises his glass of water.)

Arnold: To kings, then. In all their kingdoms. The quiet onesโ€ฆ

(He gestures with his glass towards Lord Rothschild.)

Arnold: โ€ฆand the loud ones.

(He taps his glass gently against JCJ’s.)

JCJ: To the last king of Babylon.

Arnold: (A wide, iconic grin finally breaks across his face) I still like the sound of that. But the night is young. Maybe Iโ€™ll go say hello. See if he wants to be in a movie. I have a script about a banker who fights aliensโ€ฆ

JCJ: (Laughing) Now thatโ€™s a handshake Iโ€™d pay to see.

(They both laugh, the sound cutting through the dignified hum of the room, two men perfectly aware of their respective domains.)

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