Terminating Global Warming

JCJ stood on the front steps of his modest home on Fleming Street, the morning mist still hanging low over East Vancouver. The bells of the old Lutheran German church at the corner tolled softly โ€” a sound that somehow carried both strength and humility.

Arnold Schwarzenegger stood beside him, hands on his hips, squinting up the street like a general surveying a battlefield.

JCJ said with quiet pride, โ€œYou see, Arnoldโ€ฆ this is a good neighborhood. Honest people. The church keeps the peace. You can hear the choir every Sunday morning. No Hollywood ego here โ€” just grace.โ€

Arnold nodded, his accent thick but his tone sincere. โ€œYaโ€ฆ I like it. The architecture โ€” itโ€™s authentic. Not like those Beverly Hills fortresses. You can breathe here.โ€

JCJ chuckled. โ€œThatโ€™s why youโ€™re moving in. Weโ€™ll get you a nice two-bedroom down the block. And no limousines โ€” youโ€™re taking the SkyTrain now. Every morning to Rupert Station Studios. You ride with the people. You see what real Vancouver life is like.โ€

Arnold raised an eyebrow. โ€œThe SkyTrain? Me? With the commuters?โ€

JCJ grinned. โ€œThatโ€™s right. No red carpet. No security detail. Just you, your gym bag, and a protein shake. Youโ€™ll get more inspiration on that train than in any boardroom.โ€

Arnold let out a booming laugh. โ€œJCJ, youโ€™re crazyโ€ฆ but I like your style. Maybe Iโ€™ll even bring my bike โ€” ride to the station!โ€

โ€œPerfect,โ€ JCJ said, handing him a folded city map. โ€œWelcome to Fleming Street, neighbor. Just remember โ€” church bells ring at nine sharp. Donโ€™t sleep in.โ€

Arnold looked toward the steeple, the cross gleaming faintly in the morning sun.
โ€œThen I guess itโ€™s judgment day every Sunday,โ€ he said with a wink.

JCJ smiled. โ€œExactly, my friend. But this time, youโ€™re not terminating anyone โ€” youโ€™re redeeming yourself.โ€

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